Real Actual Human Graphic Tee
Real Actual Human Graphic Tee
Zuck really wants us to think he is one of the guys.
He wakeboards. He does JuiJitsu. He smokes meats.
But let’s be real… Zuc… wait, Mark(he’s not cool enough for a nickname… Mark is an alien.
Dude has all the charisma and personality of a used paper towel.
But this used paper towel wants to use his money and influence to create a dystopian hellscape with him in the small group of oligarchs at the top.
Lame. He’s just lame.
The shirt’s relaxed, classic fit and soft ring-spun cotton feel comfortable all day while the vivid DTF/DTG prints keep their color pop through regular wear. Wear it to shows, meetups, rallies, or when you want an unmistakable look that makes people stop and ask what’s the story behind the design.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable everyday fabric
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, tidy silhouette
- Durable DTF/DTG prints with neon-style color blocking on front and a small back motif
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Tear-away pearlized label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors