Oh Donnie Boy

Oh Donnie. You are the gift that keeps on giving. Comedy gold, if the stakes weren’t so high. 

We all kinda loved you back when you were just a buffoon on reality TV. 

The poor persons idea of rich. The cowards idea of brave. The morons idea of clever. 

Morally bankrupt. Incontinent. Deranged. Demented. 


A lot of people think you are the disease our country is dying from, but the smart ones know you are just a symptom. 

Soon enough, you’ll be gone, and no matter how many buildings and bridges you force your name on, soon enough, you’ll be forgotten. 

It won’t come a moment too soon.

In the meantime though? In the meantime Dead Reagan is going to poke at that thin skin to our hearts content. 

Smooches!