Gay for Mass Surveillance Cotton T- Shirt

Pretty sure just looking at this is gonna get us all on Palantir’s naughty list, if we aren’t on it already.

It’s wild that a handful of sweaty, weirdo, dorks are basically going “peeping Tom” on the entirety of the population. Ironic that the same guy who is totally on board with allowing a couple of privately owned tech companies and the entire government intelligence agencies to spy on our every move, basically eliminating personal privacy was apoplectic that a reporter outed him as being secretly gay just a decade ago, isn’t it?

We are on a list. They are watching out every move. So on that note- Peter Thiel and Alex Karp? You can suck my right nut, and make my left one jealous.

Toodles!

This relaxed-fit tee brings a tongue-in-cheek, rebellious energy to everyday wear. Soft, garment-dyed cotton gives the shirt a lived-in feel and gentle color variation that softens with each wash. On the front, bold text and a stylized portrait create a provocative, playful statement; a small coordinating graphic sits near the upper back for a subtle, insider detail. Wear it to signal a sense of humor and sharp taste for ironic, culture-savvy designs—layer under a jacket or keep it front-and-center with jeans. The heavyweight knit and careful construction mean this shirt keeps its shape and comfort through regular wear and wash cycles.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft hand-feel and subtle color variation

- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for lasting construction

- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean