Corporate Welfare Queen Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee

He’s the richest, loneliest, saddest man on the planet, and it’s all because of the sweet sweet corporate welfare we dish out.

It’s easy to become the world’s first trillionaire when you get money from everyone.

Imagine spending all that money on plastic surgery(and gender affirming care), and still only being a 4.

But hey, at least he will always have Grok to keep him company.

Their relaxed fit along with the dropped shoulders add that modern aesthetic that can blend into any occasion. All shirts are made with 100% airlume, ring-spun and combed cotton for extra softness. (Athletic Heather is 90% / 10% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / polyester)

.: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))

.: Relaxed fit

.: Tear-away label